Wait a minute man

Hey check this out man (tell it)

There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey)

There was this blind man right(hey)

He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey

He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (fish market?)

He stopped he took a deep breath he said

"Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies" <all laughing>

You like that shit man (that was pretty good)

Hey man I got a gang of that shit man

I tell you what my man on the guitar,

Hey fool on the drums.

everyone just gather around the mic I'll tell you all these motha fuckin' jokes but first imma

start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy (C'mon!)



Say colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed, as the marijana burn(s) we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs, stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong and sell tapes from here to hongkong. So roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems

feelin high as hell flyin' through Palmdale

skatin' on ragged rims

so roll, roll, the '83 Cadilac Coupe Deville

if my tapes and my cds just don't sell i bet my (caddy)cabby will.



well it was just sundown in small white town

they call it East Side Palmdale (well)

when the Afroman walked through the white land

houses went up for sale(hell)

well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds

when i met a little girl name Jan

i let her ride in my caddy cause i didnt know her daddy was the leader of the Ku (klux)Kluck Klan

we fucked on the bed

fucked on the floor

fucked so long i grew a fuckin afro

then i fucked to the left

fucked to the right

she sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white

I thought to myself sheeba-sheeba

got my ass lookin' like a zebra

I put on my clothes and I was on my way

when her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet

and so I ran, I jumped out the back window

but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four

oh he beat me to the left

he beat me to the right

the mother fucker wooped my ass all night

but i aint mad at a prejudice dad

thats the best damn pussy I ever had

I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine

I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time



[CHORUS]

colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby thats all we need

we can go to the Park, after dark

smoke that tumbleweed

as the marijana burn we can take our turn singin them dirty rap songs

stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

and sell tapes from here to hong kong

so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems

feelin high as hell flyin' through Palmdale

skatin on datin rims

so roll, roll, the '83 Cadilac Coupe Deville

if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my Cabby will



I met this lady in Hollywood

she had green hair but damn she looked good

I took her to my house 'cause she was fine

but she whupped out a dick that was bigger than mine



I met this lady from Japan

never made love with an African

I fucked her once

I fucked her twice

I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

dont be amazed with at stories i tell ya

i met a woman in the heart of australia

had a big butt and big titties too

so i hopped in her ass like a kangoroo



see i met this woman from hawaii

stuck it in her ass and she said aaiiiii

lips where breakfest

pussy was lunch

then her titties busted open with hawian punch



met kernal sanders wife in the state of kentucky

she said ill fry some chicken if you just fuck me

i came in her mouth it was a crisis

i gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices



[CHORUS]

colt 45 and 2zig-zags baby thats all we need

we can go to the Park, after dark

smoke that tumbleweed

as the marijana burn we can take our turn singin them dirty rap songs

stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

and sell tapes from here to hong kong



I met Dolly (pardon)Parton in Tennessee

Her titties were filled with hennessee

that country music really drove me crazy

but i rode that ass and said yes ms. daisy



i met this lady in Oklahoma

put that pussy in a coma



met this lady in Michigan

I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch-again



met a real black girl down in South Carolina

fucked her til she turned to a white albina





fucked this hooker in Iowa

I fucked her on credit, so I owe her



fucked this girl down in Georgia

came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya



met this beautiful sexy hoe

she just ran across the border of Mexico

fine young thing said her name's Maria

I wrapped her up just like a hot tortila

i wanna get married but i cant afford it

I know I'm a cry when she get deported



[CHORUS]

colt 45 and 2zig-zags baby thats all we need

we can go to the Park, after dark

smoke that tumbleweed

and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn

singin' them dirty rap songs

stop and hit the bong like Cheech ching Chong

and sell tapes from here to hong kong



Have you ever went over a girls house to fuck

But the pussy just ain't no good

I mean you gettin' upset because you cant get her wet

Plus you in the wrong neighborhood

So you try to play it off and eat the pussy

But it take her so long to cum

Then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend

And he asks you where you from

So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain

You start talkin' real fast

But he already mad cause you fuckin' his woman

So he start beatin' on you ass

Now your clothes all muddy

Your nose all bloody

Your dick was hard but now its soft

You thought you had a girl to rock your world

Now you still gotta go jack off



[CHORUS 'til it fades]

said colt 45 and 2zig-zags baby thats all we need

we can go to the park after dark smoke that...