The welcome sign is missin' an "O"

From a teenage 12 gage shotgun hole

Went on the county's list of things not to fix for ten years now

Nothin' happens in this town

You gotta cross the line to get a drink

Cause this ones dry and that one ain't

Ya you might wind up on a jail house bunk but you'll get out

Nothin' happens in this town



Chorus:

Happens everytime you turn around

We all know Joe coulda gone pro,

When he fills your tank he'll tell you to use oil

You don't see Jimmie when he ain't stoned

The girl next door is 6 months along, waitin' on a Greyhound

That's what happens when

Nothin' happens in this town



Last Saturday night I guess Sara got bored

Cause I got further than I got before

I ain't suppose to tell but what the hell

I'm sick of how

Nothin' happens in this town



Chorus:

(repeat 2x)



Nothin' happens in this town

Hey Joe, what's happenin?