Sam is a friend is, is a friend of mine

He knows just how to laugh and shout

Get up early at the break of day

And you might just catch him out.



He's got a smile and a plastic gun

And a good old cowboy hat

Get up early and you'll see him ride

Shootin' up the alley round the back.



All he wants is a chocolate bar

The lavatory now and again

A friend or two and a family who

Will love him when he comes in.



He don't worry and he don't care

About the same things I do

He just thinks about Captain Kirk

And an' he hollers out scoobedoo.



Well I wish I was not quite so old

With a house and a car and a headache

Get up early at the crack of dawn

And you might just see me break.



All I want is a rest from all the fever and the fret

Give me a ride on Sam's old horse

And I wish I was where he was at

And I wish I was where he was at.



Sam is a friend is, is a friend of mine

He knows just how to laugh and shout

Get up early at the break of day

And you might just, see him.



Sam is a friend, is a friend of mine.