Will you accept a collect call

From Robert Plant?

We picked him up on Vine

On a bus bench singing that song he can not stop

This is not the first time

He was so cute (yeah yeah)

Jonny Punk Rock, so cynical

You woulda jumped him too

But now the song remains



Why are the burners always toast?

Why are the stoners always stoned?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the Zepplin song.



I got a job minimum wage & a tabledance

He drinks my beer and plays guitar

He's on my bed wasted every night when I come home

Play the same ol' lead again and again and again...



Sometimes I gotta say shutup

Sometimes I gotta say so what

I don't think that it's so punk

What's with the Zeppelin song



Sometimes I gotta unwind

Sometimes I gotta hide

Sometimes erase and rewind

I gotta throw the trash out

He's on the stairway to hell

Yeah that is him

Playin' the same old Zeppelin song again & again & again & again & again & again...



I'm a guitar

A Les Paul single cutaway

Please don't play that song on me again

I'll explode

I'll break all my strings and start playing shit

Like the Sex Pistols or anything

Sun House or the Blues



Why does he rain on my parade?

Why does the song remain the same?

I can't remember my own name

I work for minimum wage



Oh go tell it to Jimmy Page

At the crossroads with the deal he made

Cuz that song ain't goin' away

Oh God the Zeppelin song!

No no the Zeppelin song!

Here comes the Zeppelin song!

Oh God the Zeppelin song!



...SHUT UP!!!