(Joe Nichols/Wil Nance/Steve Dean)



Hit the snooze when the 'larm clock rings

Layin' there doin' that sleepy head thing

There's a bird out my window spreadin' his wings

Cheap chirp doin' that sing in'

Thing I do when I first get up is the coffee thing in my favorite cup

Or two gets me goin' got things to do

Let me tell you a thing or two



Ev'rything's a thing if you know what I mean

You can't do nothin' 'cause there's no such thing

Some things are big, some things are small

Some mean a lot, some nothin' at all

It's all laid out in the scheme of things

No matter what it is

Ev'rything's a thing



Off to work in my old Mustang

Doin' that bumper to bumper thing

Up ahead a-ring-a-ling-ding-ding

Some guy's doin' that cell phone

Thing is the light turns green and he ain't doin' that drivin' thing

And the thing is about all this, that talkin' thing and drivin' don't mix



Ev'rything's a thing if you know what I mean

You can't do nothin' 'cause there's no such thing

Some things are big, some things are small

Some mean a lot, some nothin' at all

It's all laid out in the scheme of things

No matter what it is

Ev'rything's a thing



If you think this song ain't worth hummin'

You got another thing... comin'



Ev'rything's a thing if you know what I mean

You can't do nothin' 'cause there's no such thing

Some things are big, some things are small

Some mean a lot, some nothin' at all

It's all laid out in the scheme of things

No matter what it is

Ev'rything's a thing



Ev'rything's a thing

Ev'rything's a thing