Make it stronger, take it faster



Fake it longer, make it last her



Natural causes, fake disasters



Teeth and claws and slaves and masters







Pull it harder, push it faster



Here it comes, here it comes



It's the Triple-master-blaster



Here it comes, here it comes







Fake the price and push it higher



Make it back and sell the buyer



Throw the ball and fetch that stick



And chase your tail until you're sick







Pull it harder, push it faster



Here it comes, here it comes



It’s the Triple-master-blaster



Here it comes, here it comes







Pump the hand, close the deal



Then stuff it in and lick the seal



Turn it up and make it louder



Suck it back and feel the power







Pull it harder, push it faster



Here it comes, here it comes



It's the Triple-master-blaster



Here it comes, here it comes