Every night another woman every day a different town

If I'm not accused of speeding I'm accused of coming down

With a legal dose of something that you heard was going round

And you wondered why I lost my sense of humor

Every song another record every day just like a clock

Knowing well I've had to take it till I make it to the top

With the devil right behind me and my heart about to stop

Then you wondered why I lost my sense of humor

Twenty years I was in prison more than that I was alone

Some lily-white reporter thinks it's time that I was stoned

Without sin he wrote the story and it chilled me to the bone

Then he wondered why I lost my sense of humor

I shaved my beard and cut my hair off it don't matter anyhow

It was truth that told the answers to the questions up till now

Crucify him someone shouted from the safety of the crowd

Then they wondered why I lost my sense of humor

Hey take them crosses from my doorstep there's no reason to my rhyme

Everybody knows somebody will take care of me in time

I made friends of all you stand for but the blind can't lead the blind

Just be glad I haven't lost my sense of humor

Just be glad I haven't lost my sense of humor

Cause if I ever catch you I'm gonna kick your ass