Flowers and wine is what I thought I would find

When I came home from working tonight

Well now here I stand, over this frying pan

And you want a cold one again



I bought these new heels, did my nails

Had my hair done just right

I thought this new dress was a sure bet

For romance tonight

Well it's perfectly clear,between the TV and beer

I won't get so much as a kiss

As I head for the door I turn around to be sure

Did I shave my legs for this?



Now when we first met you promised you'd get

A house on a hill with a pool

Well this trailer stays wet and were swimmin' in debt

And you want me to go back to school



I bought these new heels,did my nails

Had my hair done just right

I thought this new dress was a sure bet

For romance tonight

Well it's perfectly clear,between the TV and beer

I won't get so much as a kiss

As I head for the door I turn around to be sure

Did I shave my legs for this?

Darlin did I shave my legs for this?