If I drove a truck and I were waitress

And I asked for coffee and you poured you some

Then you'd stop by on your way sometime later

And when we arm-wrestled you'd say that I'd won



Ai-ee my baby ride easy ride high in the saddle all day

Your loving is good and your cooking ain't greasy

You chuck the chuck wagon and we'll ride away



If I were a winsome and pale senorita

And I a bull-fighter down in the sand

While the band kept on playing that Old Paso Doble

I'd throw you a flower would you take my hand



Ai-ee my baby ride easy...



If I ran the country you could be my first lady

I'd fix up the white house while you were away

Waiting while I'm passing time with world leaders

And later together alone we might say



Ai-ee my baby ride easy...

Ai-ee my baby ride easy...