Well I'm one hundred percent not ninety-nine and nine tenths

Hundred percent pure fool

I wasn't very good at fractions back in school

But I know what I am I'm one hundred percent pure fool



I guess I wasn't thinking guess I lost my head

I stayed out a drinking while you were home in bed

You were making coffee when I came stumbling in

And it's painfully clear I've been a perfect fool again

Yes I'm one hundred percent...

[ guitar - steel ]

Strung out honky tonkin' a foolish man it seems

Leaving you at home dear alone with just your dreams

Now you could take me back and forgive me if you can

But I won't blame you for leaving cause you know just what I am

Yes I'm one hundred percent...

Well I know what I am I'm one hundred percent pure fool