Slim mother fuckin' Shady....alright

Missy Elliot, Timbo, c'mon, yo



Verse 1:



I'm homicidal, and suicidal, with no friends

holdin a gun with no handles, just a barrel at both ends

sprayin' techs at you

until you see your fuckin legs with the bullets holes and the exit wounds layin' next to you.

fuckin' mad dog, foamin' out the mouth

fuck mouth, my whole house is foamin' out the couch

jumped outta a 93 floor of a buildin'

and shot every window out on the way to the ground(keep filmin)

woke up to a hospital staff

got up and laughed

chopped em in half

and sufficated your oxygen mask

Shit if I get any higher ima get the east and west beefin' again

fly back to Detroit and stand in the cross-fire



(Ken Kaniff's voice) oh fuck...oh shit

I got the hotel room ready

what time are you gettin off.....work

or shall I say [Eminem - aight, yo, yo, yo one more time, yo]

what time are you comin' over



Verse 2:



yo, yo, im only smilin' when im violent,

got on the plane wylin,

told the pilot to fly me to Tylenol Island

stewardess like "you restless?"

"no bitch, im restful so hold this fuckin jet still so i can eat these pretzels"

Forget school,

the other kids are disrespectful,

they hold me down and play connect-the-dots with my freckles

I can't take it

i'm tryin to gain weight,

so I eat steak

and swallow the whole plate

and weigh myself, naked

put out albums

to teach kids family values

cuz every mom and dad should allow you to pop valiums

and never hit someone unless you got a reason

and if there ain't a reason

make one up - start swingin'