She calls me up
says she's comin over
So I run home (oooh-ooh)
Just to wait around

She calls me names
Then we play some mind games
And I don't know (oooh-ooh)
But I think I like it

Now she's the only one
Who blocks my number
And she's the only one call

CHORUS:
(Yeah, oh yeah)
What's wrong with me?
(Yeah, oh yeah)
Why can't I see?
(Yeah, oh yeah)
I'm so addicted to you...and you're such a dick to me

She flies me out
Got a big surprise planned
In Chicago (oooh-ooh)
That's my kinda town

She says she's been a hoe
Had to let me know
On the Jerry Springer Show

CHORUS

guitar solo

I wrap myself
Around her little finger
And she gives me the middle one

CHORUS

She calls and I come runnin' back
I call, she never calls me back
What's wrong with me
I'm so addicted to you...and you're such a dick to me