I've been in and out of every honky tonk in town
And I'm almost drunk from the drinks
That I've turned down
Well, you told me you'd be happy
Bouncin' babies on your knee
While I sit at home alone
And i've been bouncin three
Yeah, and I'm tired of it too

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I'm gonna call myself a long pick limousine
Yeah, believe it or not it's the prettiest thing
I think I've ever seen
There's a big bar in the corner, and a TV on the side
This baby's 60 feet long and 40 feet wide

Hey driver pull this car, buddy, right inside the bar
Take it on back to the big ol' blonde
That thinks she's amovie star
I'm gonna grab her by her phony ponytail
I'm gonna sling her around and around
When she wakes up she'll know she met up
With Mad Mrs. Leroy Brown

Well the smokes so dog gone thick
You could cut it with a knife
And the music so loud
You can hear the same line twice
Hey Leroy Brown, how do you like my big old pink limo
I just drawed all your money outta the bank today
Honey, you don't have no mo'

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