Woke up this morning, found you were gone;
sitt'n here wondering where you are.
Looked in the closet and under the stove;
checked the garage and trunk of the car.

And I know, any day now;
you'll be back,
you'll jump from hiding,
and then you'll attack;
You'll laugh and you'll,
scare the heck out of me;
Oh how you love;
Life's little surprises.
oh how you love to make me go;
"wheeeeeeee!!!!"

Woke up this morning, found you were gone;
sitt'n here wondering where you are.
checked under the bed as quite as a mouse;
checked all over this whole friggin' house.

And I know, any day now;
you'll be back,
you'll jump from hiding,
and then you'll attack;
You'll laugh and you'll,
scare the heck out of me;
Oh how you love;
Life's little surprises.
oh how you love to make me go;
"Wheeeeeee!!!!"