[music & lyrics: Corabi, Lee, Mars, Sixx]

My girlfriend says I can't do this
My wife says don't do that
Another case of P.M.S.
Gonna have a heart attack
I need a small vacation
Maybe fly Jamaica's way
Told my lawyers and accountants
Done took all I can take

Oh no livin' in the no
One more mother breathin' down my neck
I think I will explode
Oh no livin' in the no (how'd ya like to live your life)
Everyday, everywhere I go it's livin' in the no

TV says dead for Christmas
Stalkers on the loose
Another freeway shooting
And I'll be hangin' by a noose
I can't seem to shake it
I guess it's a bad news spell
Special thanks to Mom and Dad
For bringing me to hell

You heard about what "magic" caught
Too many penthouse pets
Oh don't forget your protection baby