You called me late last Monday
Back from a weekend holiday
A roadtrip journey out of town

Out with your mates and their friends
Didn’t even know she’d be with them
Collision course that’s going down

HEY! HO! Once more!
Always the very last to know
Don’t let the cat our of the bag
My friend you must know now
Don’t ever let her go
Your secret worth more than your pride

You said you didn’t plan it
Would never dream it’d happen
Just sort of fell into her hands

Well listen to my words now
Don’t turn another good thing down
You’ll never have this chance again

Oh, no, Once more!
Always the very last to know
Don’t let the cat our of the bag
My friend you must know now
Don’t ever let her go
Your secret more less than your pride