by Leo Towers/Harry Leon/Will Haines

SALLY, SALLY, PRIDE OF OUR ALLEY,
YOU'RE MORE THAN THE WHOLE WORLD TO ME.

SALLY, SALLY, DON'T EVER WANDER
AWAY FROM THE ALLEY AND ME.

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
REGINALD DIXON AND THE BLACKPOOL TOWER ORCHESTRA.
COME ON REG! LOVELY! LOVELY! LOVELY!
I LOVE THE WAY THOSE BOYS PLAY, I LOVE IT!"

"MARVELLOUS, MARVELLOUS, I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT!"

OH NOW, WHEN YOU'RE AWAY THERE ARE GREY SKIES,
AND WHEN I'M AWAY THERE ARE EVEN MORE GREY SKIES
THAN THE GREY SKIES I TOLD YOU 'BOUT BEFORE.

SALLY, SALLY, DON'T EVER WANDER
AWAY FROM THE ALLEY AND ME, YEAH, OH.

"THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING HERE TO BATLEY TONIGHT.
SO LOVELY! THANK YOU SO MUCH!"

-"IT'S THE BIGGEST ASPIDISTRA IN THE WORLD..."