by Paul McCartney

WELL, THEY CAN TREAT YOU LIKE A BROTHER,
YEAH, THEY CAN TREAT YOU LIKE A CLOWN.
BUT IF THEY TREAT YOU LIKE A LOVER,
THEY'VE GOT THE SWEETEST LITTLE SHOW IN TOWN.
YOU GOT THE SWEETEST, (sweetest little show)
SWEETEST, (sweetest little show)
SWEETEST LITTLE SHOW IN TOWN.

YOU'VE BEEN AROUND A LONG TIME,
BUT YOU'RE STILL GOOD FOR A WHILE.
AND IF THEY TRY TO CRITICISE YOU,
MAKE THEM SMILE, MAKE 'EM SMILE.

AND IF THEY TREAT YOU LIKE A BROTHER,
WELL, YOU WILL NEVER, NEVER LET THEM DOWN.
BUT IF THEY TREAT YOU LIKE A LOVER,
THEY'VE GOT THE SWEETEST LITTLE SHOW IN TOWN
THEY'VE GOT THE SWEETEST, (sweetest little show)
SWEETEST, (sweetest little show)
SWEETEST LITTLE SHOW IN TOWN.

YOU GOT THE SWEETEST LITTLE SHOW,
SWEETEST LITTLE SHOW,
SWEETEST LITTLE SHOW IN TOWN.

YOU GOT THE SWEETEST LITTLE SHOW,
SWEETEST LITTLE SHOW,
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