MISTER MARKS, CAN YOU FIND FOR ME
SOMEONE STRONG AND SWEET, FITTING ON MY KNEE?
SHE CAN KEEP HER JOB IF SHE GETS IT WRONG,
AH, BUT MISTER MARKS, I WON'T NEED HER LONG.

ALL I NEED IS HELP FOR A LITTLE WHILE,
WE CAN TAKE DICTATION AND LEARN TO SMILE.
AND A TEMPORARY SECRETARY'S WHAT I NEED FOR TO DO THE JOB.

I NEED A
TEMPORARY SECRETARY, TEMPORARY SECRETAIRE,
TEMPORARY SECRETARY, TEMPORARY SECRETARY.

MISTER MARKS, COULD YOU SEND HER QUICK,
'CAUSE MY REGULAR HAS BEEN GETTING SICK.

I NEED A
TEMPORARY SECRETARY, TEMPORARY SECRETARY.

MISTER MARKS, I CAN PAY HER WELL
IF SHE COMES ALONG AND CAN STAY A SPELL.
I WILL PROMISE NOW THAT I'LL TREAT HER RIGHT,
AND WILL RARELY KEEP HER 'TIL LATE AT NIGHT.

I NEED A

SHE CAN BE A BELLY DANCER, I DON'T NEED A NEED ROMANCER,
SHE CAN BE A DIPLOMAT BUT I DON'T NEED A GIRL LIKE THAT,
SHE CAN BE A NEUROSURGEON IF SHE'S DOIN' NOTHING URGENT,
WHAT I NEED'S A TEMPORARY, TEMPORARY SECRETARY.

I NEED A, I NEED A
TEMPORARY SECRETARY. TEMPORARY SECRETAIRE,
TEMPORARY SECRETARY, TEMPORARY SECRETARY
TEMPORARY SECRETARY, TEMPORARY SECRETAIRE.

NOW, MISTER MARKS, WHEN I SEND HER BACK,
WILL YOU PLEASE MAKE SURE SHE STAYS ON THE RIGHT TRACK?

" WELL I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR YOUNG GIRLS THESE DAYS
IN THE FACE OF EV'RYTHING TO STAY ON THE RIGHT TRACK."

SHE CAN BE A BELLY DANCER, I DON'T NEED A NEED ROMANCER,
SHE CAN BE A DIPLOMAT BUT I DON'T NEED A GIRL LIKE THAT,
SHE CAN BE A NEUROSURGEON IF SHE'S DOIN' NOTHING URGENT,
WHAT I NEED'S A TEMPORARY, TEMPORARY SECRETARY.
TEMPORARY, HOO, SECRETARY, OOH,
I NEED A TEMPORARY SECRETAIRE, OOH,
TEMPORARY, HOO, SECRETARY, OOH,
TEMPORARY SECRETAIRE, OOH
I NEED A TEMPORARY, OOH, SECRETARY, OOH,
TEMPORARY SECRETARY, OOH,
OH, TEMPORARY, OOH, SECRETARY.