Joe's drinking Tequila Sunrise
Kate's sippin' Sex on the Beach
Maria loves thoes Blue Margaritas
She likes 'em garnished with peach

I dig these Dirty Martini's
I like 'em Shaken not Stirred
I come here every evening
Just to get my mind off of her

Chorus:
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa we're all in this together
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa one more round of regrets
And I, I, I guess I'll have another and another
Memory vacation, We're all just here to forget

Joe's wife had wandering Eyes
She left him for some young guy at work
Kate and Maria- same story, they fell in love with a jerk
Me, I was prideful and foolish
And I just pushed her away,
I guess we all have our reasons
For being in here today

Chorus:
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa we're all in this together
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa one more round of regret
And I, I, I guess I'll have another and another
Memory vacation, We're all just here to forget

I know that drowning our sorrows is not the solution
It's just a temproary band-aid for the pain
After carefully drinkin' I've reached this conclusion
We've all got problems to face, but it ain't happening today
No not today I said

Chorus:
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa we're all in this together
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa one more round of regret
And I, I, I guess i'll have another and another
Memory Vacation We're all just here to forget