Get yourself together
Let the light pour in
Pour yourself a hot bath,
Pour yourself a drink
Nothing's gonna happen
Without a warning

Down is the new up .
What is up, buttercup
Down is the new up, is the new up

[ Won’t you be my girl
Won’t you be my girl… ]

Your services are not required
Your future's bleak,
You're so last week

Ladies and gentlemen,
without a safety net
I shall now perform an 180 flip-flop
I shall now amputate,
I shall now contort
Because down is the new up
What if I just flip-flopped?

Down is the new up
Down is the new up
Down is the new up, is the new up

You crawled off and left us
Crawled off and left us
[Crawled off and left us
You bastard] [x2]

You're on Candid Camera
The chink in your armor
Topsy turvy town,
Topsy turvy town
Shake your pockets out
Pass it on, pass it down
Topsy turvy town,
Topsy turvy town…